Yo el Rey

Born in Bradford City, a place once described as "like descending into Hell", we are a guitar rock four piece with a penchant for sleazy riffs and even sleazier lyrics. We have dirty guitars and even dirtier minds. If we can't convert you to our ways, we just might rape your ears and piss on your mattress, then be on our merry way. This is the life we have come to know, and this is the life we invite you into. Our manifesto is a simple one, we want to make your girlfriends dance so we can mate with them, .