Uncle Monsterface

n., v., adj., 1. A new rock band for a new rock day. 2. Presenting awesome-sock-puppet-quirk-rock for adults and children of adults and sea pets and so forth. 3. There will in all likelihood be portents, signs, dancing, antiquities, and objects (some of which may be thrown about, eaten, or "humped.") 4. Save the children, eat your hand, build a heart container, and set out to sea - Uncle Monsterface is your new best friend on the liferaft of the future. 5. For all the people, all the time: Uncle Monsterface.