Three untalented brothers born from a Somalian prostitute and a Swedish priest, only to be adopted by a Cardinal in Versaille. He immediately moved to Sydney to open an underground brothel, pimping out his sons for coppers. He would eventually realize business was slowing as they grew older. He then looked for Bryan Coleman to transform them into the biggest thing since Nickelback. Lonos Curse received sponsorship from Disney and are currently working on a MexTV show called Lonos Brothers
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