GuardRail

Guardrail is the world's first Diet Punk band. Basically, we understand we're not punk—Minor Threat and Good Charlotte have that covered, thank god. We're also not really pop, which explains why we haven't hit it big. We're just a combination of those things that uses Splenda instead of real sugar. And because of that, until you get used to us, we're going to leave a bad taste in your mouth.