Everything Sucks

http://www.everythingreallysucksman.com because tv ain’t what it used to be. because you haven’t had a silly haircut in six years. because you’re sick from all that dancing. because wing night only comes once a week. because they took over. because the kids don’t grow up like they used to. because you’re tired. because you can feel that uniform breathing down your neck. because that uniform won’t breathe once it’s on you. because the libraries close at nine.