Yogurt Smoothness

Dan and Brian first met while they were working at a not-to-be-mentioned yogurt factory; their job was to assure that each batch of yogurt had the appropriate consistency and texture. They didn‘t speak to each other much- Dan was too tall, and Brian‘s ever-changing hair color were causes of conversational anxieties. However, upon bumping into each other at a Dinosaur Jr. cover band show, they realized they had more in common than previously expected.