The Arkane Pretence

Where to begin? Lets see, "the arkane pretence" was forged from a variety of very unstable elements -mostly alkaloids, ions, heavy metals, quarks, neutrinos, photons, croutons, morons, and a hint of sodium chloride to enhance flavor- all mixed down together in a particle accelerator designed by slave Hobbits in Mordor, and assembled in Isengard by the sweet, loving, and kind Uruk-Hai. Taken under the wing of President Nixon, "the arkane pretence" grew to become the most honest and truthful of all beings on this side of the Milky Way