Ryan the Temp

Ryan the Temp was spawned from the breast milk of the Greek Goddess Aphrodite. Raised in the mighty realm of the overlords, Ryan the Temp descended from the heavens to mortal form. In his mortal form, the Temp happily carries on his mother's will as high quality sexual lover and mash up artist. Even the White House jams to his shit. Peace. Like his page on Facebook and he'll bake you a cake.