RussianRoulette

RussianRoulette is the best group in the world. They grew up in a remote region of China, where they lived on a diet of field mice and bear flesh for five years. During this time they grew a powerful voice to scare away the hyenas during meal time. When they returned to America with a ten-foot beard they began recording amazing songs with their awesome voices. They re-recorded the classic Guns N' Roses album "Appetite For Destruction," but made it better, and renamed it "Appetite for Improvement Upon Flaccid Originals.