The Story (as written by Kyle): It all started about four years ago. I was just a lonely drummer who couldn't seem to find my way. I had contemplated running away, suicide, and even locking myself in my room - I was depressed. But instead I entered myself in a potato latka eating contest. I thought, heck, I could beat any one of these fools and feel great about myself - but I was wrong. I came in second. I couldn't believe it. The kid who beat my was as thin as a sheet of paper - it was rumored that he had two stomachs.
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