Lindley Wolfgram

Lindley Wolfgram was born in the mean suburbs of St. Paul. It was there she learned to pick pockets, steal cars, and break hearts. When she was 16 she decided to spend two years in Romania, where she was the secret lover of several royal princes from various countries. When she grew tired of collecting pearls and rubies she moved to Nashville where she currently spends her time making Krumkake, vegan chili, and serenading tourists.