Kabouter

Kabouter have 8 ears and 40 fingers. They like the smell of freshly laid tarmac, and enjoy pointing at things with their middle fingers, DJ - ing in their birthday suits and dreaming about snakes and treacle sponge. Before Kabouter (B.K.), individually they stamped around in their own dusky wildernesses, being kicked in the nuts by wild zebras, getting marbles stuck up their nose, feeding crayons to rats, being abducted by strangers and having an irrational and morbid fear of hairdressers.