John Whitten

Jawn Whitten is a God born in the land of Canada. He spends his time shredding on his guitar, playing with Sega systems, and listening to hair metal. Jawn makes his music by himself in a frozen cottage in the middle of nowhere, using a program he downloaded from the internet to make his crappily recorded songs. His songs are usually packed with catchy riffs, fast, one-take solos and his terrible singing voice. Whenever he does one of his intense solos, it's off the top of his head. Also, someone loses their virginity.