Dik Guru

Dik Guru writes and performs comedy folk songs based on true stories and real situations, often involving onanism. With a hint of social comment,plenty of swearing and piss taking he's a liability at any church fete or garden party. The instrumentation is basic:2chord guitar and a squirrel scampering over some biscuit tins. The tunes are all nicked from dead people who can't complain. The words are all rude, and offensive to people of several nationalities.