Christy Cook

It is commonly believed that Christy Cook was born on the far north shore of a tiny island village near the famous straits of Blue Knees. Although her childhood home was washed away in the great phantom floods of '85, Christy found her way to the Americas on board the Yemish Wanderer. Time — and a light breeze through the window — whisper rumors of her contribution of sound and sauce to the Albuquerque Boys Choir as well as tractoring for Cactus Tractor.