Biff Merchants

Biff Merchants are technically Kevin Costner cut into 5 pieces. These pieces were distributed throughout Dunedin where they can still be found performing music under the guise of Biff Merchants. They will often merge together to create one giant Kevin Costner when called upon for a movie, but prefer to remain in the more comfortable 5 piece arrangement, where Costner's aspirations can fully be realised. Kevin Costner officially decided to call it quits as a single being in March of 2007