Asymetrical

Paris, Shropshire, Corfu (1486 - present) Lighting his twelfth cigar before breakfast, Asa "Fruit 'n' Fibre" Doktor (born Christov Uleces Nickelagulai Triforeskin) gently slipped into his most comfortable armchair, a fine leather Elizabethan model which he had ransacked in his ransacking days. He heard the subtle tap of an ebony cane on his mahogany door and bid the tapper entry. It was Sir T Vicious, a fellow gentleman and entrepreneur who's beats are reported to be delicious, his eyes suspicious and his bass malicious.