Achmed the dead terrorist

Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jeff Dunham Achmed is a wisecracking skeleton with a beard and a turban. He is used by Jeff Dunham to perform comedy based on the contemporary issue of terrorism. He is known for yelling, "Silence! I kill you!" to people in the audience who laugh at his customs. Achmed's normal routine involves him realizing that he is dead. He looks out into the crowd for his 72 virgins, then asks, "Are you my virgins? I hope not!" When Jeff asks why, Achmed responds, "There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there!".